Title: The Planet...
Summary: On the furthest reaches of some part of space (it's not really important), there is a Planet where unfortunate English Majors often find themselves visiting, and then often find themselves leaving quite soon after that. The Planet...
Rating: G
Wordcount: 508
on Ao3

Title: Art Nouveau Arthur Dent
Secret Title: Arthur ( Read more... )

Title, Rating: All I've Gained Are Craving Palms (G)
Fandom, Pairing: Merlin (BBC), suggested Arthur/Merlin
Warnings/Spoilers: No spoilers, warnings for angst
Summary: This is how it happens. This is Merlin's sacrifice.
Wordcount: 499
Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin, nor do I desire to. That is too much magic to be held by one person. Title is from ( Read more... )

Title, rating: The Lost City of WHERE?!, PG
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Doctor Who
Summary: The Doctor takes Donna to the Lost City of Atlantis.
Wordcount: 1241

( Are you telling me, Donna said slowly, that we are in the LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS?! )

Title: MFEO
Fandom/pairing/rating: SGA, John/Atlantis, PG-13 (for- oh gods -the sexual innuendo.
Summary: John and Atlantis are both sluts.
Notes/Disclaimer: If I owned this, Atlantis would sue me. Total crackfic. I'm totally going to hell for this.
Wordcount: 500

( Rodney has called John a slut but the truth is that so is Atlantis )

Title: Atlantis High
Realm: SGA, AU
Warnings: Genderswap-ish. no pairing.
Rating: G.
Author's Notes: I just got the idea, I don't know if I'll continue this, or develop the idea. Perhaps if someone comments, I shall.
Summary: Meredith McKay is bad @ P.E, so she asks Jane Sheppard to tutor her.
Wordcount: 280

( Meredith McKay has never fit in. )

Title: The Planet of Kyre Banorg
Rating: Gen-fic
Summary: They've encountered a lot of planets, but none of them so far have left John in a giggling heap on the floor of the debriefing room.
Word Count: 311
Fanfic Realm: SGA, with Monty Python Love.
Disclaimer: I don't own SGA, or Monty Python.
Author's Notes: x-posted in the sga_flashfic under the Animals ( Read more... )

Title: Investigative Reporting
Rating: R
Fandom: Smallville, up to Season 1/2ish.
Word Count: 710
Summary: Chloe stumbles upon a secret.
Warning: Slash, duh. Clark/Lex, a hint of Chloe/Lex and Canon!Chloe/Clark.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that has to do with Smallville or these characters, I'm just an honest fangirl with a fetish for walls, clex, ( Read more... )

Title: Liar
Show: SGA
Pairing: McShep
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 765
Disclaimer: I don't own SGA, sadly.
Notes: x-posted @ atlantis_slash and ifylla. my second ever sga fic.

( Rodney catches himself lying, sometimes )